i just ordered an al pacino with double mocha at starbucks.. i'm waiting to see how long it takes the chick to realize what i said.
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
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