i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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