he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
You know you're in the hamptons when it's 10pm And you kind of want to vomit white wine on rug that costs more than your apartment.
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
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