i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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