rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
Last night I dreamed that I got eaten out by Lego Harry Potter.
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
Everclear isn't food dammit
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
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