ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
The man at the Honda dealership told me I smell like vodka and probably shouldn't be driving.
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
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