I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
You opened the door to your apartment and shrieked "THE CHAIR IS GONE!" then punted a bag of votive candles
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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