We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
I wish they made helmets for livers.
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
I've been eating like all day, let me suffer my one 'Dear lord, I'm the size of a small whale. One that doesn't even need to find being killed by illegal whaling because I'm not even big enough to provide an decent blubber, but still big enough to be considered for a brief moment.' moment in peace.
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
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