he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
i woke up with blood and cuts on my face and i don't remember anything after winning four games of beer pong in a row last night. and i'm still drunk.
you are a true champion. bear my children.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
