I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
Hold on. She's wrapped herself in toilet paper and is scaring the dog.
Too many margaritas?
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
Seriously, I woke you up with tacos, I think I deserve the best girlfriend ever award
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
Randomize
