How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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