I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
Ten minute nap on a staircase honey badger don't care
I love you. Mom got to wasted at the wedding that she threw up on my shirt.
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
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