Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
Dear vodka that I hid in a water bottle in the backseat of Blairs car, I'm sorry that she gave you away to a man on side of the road with an over heated engine. I'm sure the car doesn't appreciate you as much as I would have.
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
i was congratulating myself on not falling down the stairs when i walked into the wall. it's like one step forward, two steps into the fucking wall
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
As I was throwing up blood I assured concerned onlookers that I had simply "eaten a lot of ketchup today"
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
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