I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
In light of your oncoming completion of twenty-three years of personhood, I feel a pressing need to blast country-pop phenomenon Taylor Swift's hit single "22" in your general direction until midnight.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
Best thing I ever did was get a dog. She's like a living trip alarm to warn me of visitors while I'm masturbating.
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
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