If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
Little spoons don't ask big questions
high people should be assigned attendants
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
#1 lesson to be learned from mardi gras this year: lock your car doors or some grimy dude like me might just bang in it and use your backseat as a kleenex
I'm wearing the jeans from casino night. Tell me why I have a napkin in my pocket that says 'dont fear me'? I'm hoping it was just a coincidence.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
You know you're good at multi-tasking if you can get a lap dance from someone while simultaneously eating a burrito.
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