part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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