at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
Just saw a bouncer shoot a stripper with a squirt gun. He looked at me n said,"gotta keep em in check." I'm in love with this place
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
I wish pancakes were everywhere. Just pancakes. I want lilies at my wedding. No dress. Just priest. Just lilies.
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
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