Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
But break dance skills will only take you so far
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
is that a dick in a sweater?
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
What??! Dude I'm not having you barging in at like 2 am smelling of cigarettes and disappointment to sleep on my couch and then have an awkward morning with my wife while I'm at work.
Touché sir
I smell like Dick and happiness
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
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