You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
The midget we rented got so drunk last night he got carted off in an ambulance
also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
you were so drunk when the pizza guy got there you told him that you didn't have any money and would trade him the pizza for 3 Porno movies and he totally did it. I may never have to pay for pizza again
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
From the trajectory of the puke, I must have fallen off the top bunk while trying to vomit, due to the dented bucket, ruined carpet, and bruised dignity I now own.
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
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