if you like me you must not know who I am
All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
just found out I caught the bouquet at the wedding. I win for being the drunkest yet most functional bridesmaid.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
Did I actually say goodbye last night or did I just poison you with vodka and disappear?
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
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