So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
Whoever was the bastard/bitch/genius who duct taped my keys to my dick so I wouldn't lose them. I hate you.
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