He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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