found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
When you went through airport security you asked if the could check if a baby was in there. That drunk.
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
Apparently I was so drunk I threw my entire wallet at the stripper on stage. That was the third time I should've gotten kicked out.
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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