god i wish i could take a shit and a shower at the same time
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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