I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
I wish the iPhone would register texts from 11:59 as "Last Year" instead of "Yesterday."
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
So I guess I walked across campus with "pat my ass" in sharpie on my forehead.
You deserve it, you colossal cock block.
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