i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
You do realize last night you asked me if shampoo had an expiration date then cried for 15 mins when I told you it did
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