thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
New guy at work just gave me a Percocet for my headache. Officially best friends
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
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