if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
Whose surfboard did we steal and why is there a wood carving of a pelican in the fridge where the beer used to be?
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
I'm so hungry and so lazy that I'm seriously considering ripping into that packet of cream cheese in my nightstand.
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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