Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
While leaving the bar with another guy I told the bouncer I was sad his friend had a fiancee
You were drinking Everclear weren't you?
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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