Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
I am in the checkout line at the dollar store and there is a guy in front of me holding a pregnancy test, a chocolate bar, and fake roses. Champion.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
Hypothetically speaking how does one remove a lamp that they hypothetically superglued to the ceiling?
Acetone nail polish remover, and you lied about studying last night didn't you?
Oh definitely.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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