he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
Just fell off a train. Bad.
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
Randomize
