I like my sex mixed with concussions.
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
Do you remember telling our cab driver you were going to fuck a penguin?
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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