ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
I passed out drunk and Jane had created a picnic on my chest. I had chips and a hamburger laid out on my boobs. The only reason I woke up is she was trying to feed me too.
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
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