You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
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You. Win. At. Life.
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
He just asked me if I'd be interested in couples therapy. Fuck my life.
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
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