It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
It was like getting head from an anaconda
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
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