O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
"I gave a guy a handjob last night, on a dog bed, inside a fireplace. It's going to be a good year."
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
Randomize
