Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
you said "i met the love of my life tonight" and i said "me?" and you said "no, hummus"
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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