Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
So he told me he wanted to fertilize my caviar. Im avoiding all foreign exchange students from now on.
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
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