When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
There was this creepy guy on the bus. So I puffed out my stomach & began so hold my stomach like I was preggers.
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
this is the second day the intern has gotten me coffee. he either wants to bang me or thinks I'm more important than I am.
either way he's in for disappointment
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
I can get something to clone your cock for $40. It's worth it. It's my birthday present to myself.
OMG I CAN GET A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ONE
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