You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
Honey you are a beautiful woman but I came over to eat your pizza and fuck your brother. And you're out of pizza.
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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