I used a bag of wine as a pillow last night.
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
Lots of rum and cokes. Bartender wore my underwear on his head. Lost my keys. Accidentily started a fight. DC is going to kill me
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
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