Who wears a wallet chain?!
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
he refused to get me toilet paper before we started drinking so I keep wiping with his towel.
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
I pour the whiskey from now on
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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