I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
You were cuddling with an eight iron and I was eating a fajita completely ignoring your presence.
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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