Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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