Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
I woke up still drunk to a beautiful tattooed columbian man making me pancakes. How's your memorial day?
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
My mom just woke me up with a cowboy hat and sunglasses on. It's 7 am and she's drunk.
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