dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
So the girl I hooked up with last night pretended to be from Comcast when my girlfriend stopped by this morning. She even made a fake appointment to check her internet. Best hookup ever.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
she wants to wait til the kids are asleep so im just shotgunning the parents beers in the pillow fort. I love fucking babysitters
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
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