you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
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