So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
Also, new rule: You are no longer allowed to send me a text with the word "dildo" in it before 10am.
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
Screaming "dámelo" at the bottle of scotch was definitely my best and worst moment of Cinco de Mayo 2015.
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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