Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
It's one PM on a Saturday and I'm sitting here drinking Jack, eating a block of cheese and playing Minecraft. Please tell me you can come drag me to a bar.
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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