i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
I just saw a 3 year old try to break out of a daycare by driving a big wheel at full speed into a metal gate. Today is going to be epic.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Justin Timberlake, while dressed as Britney Spears. Fuck Jessica Biel, all my 90's dreams are coming true.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
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