Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
She was wearing American flag underwear. How could I NOT fuck her?
You're a true patriot.
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
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