So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
I woke up this morning to find a stuffed animal submerged in the toilet. I'm not entirely sure if it was the cat or Kara.
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
You texted him 17 times. Asking for him back and sending random pictures of Jimmy Buffett. He didn't answer.
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
Randomize
