apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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