'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
so the weed I found in my fridge is actually lettuce. tell jim I need that 5 bucks after all
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
Randomize
