I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
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